"If you come with me little boy, I'll give you all the NES games you want."

"Fuck off Bitch! I'm not going with a pervo like you! I'm going to get my games the Ogre Hombre Way!"

"Damn You, Ogre Hombre!"

Alright folks, for those of you who just love to collect things (I've collected just about everything from one time to another), you probably collect or want to collect NES Cartridges. I love to collect the cartridges because it's so easy and cheap. On this page, I'll get into how to collect, what to collect, what you should avoid and what ever else is important.


I'll tell you the little things that don't need their own page right here.

NES games will probably never go up in value, If you want to collect for the sheer fun of collecting something you love, this is a great and cheap hobby. If your trying to make a profit, forget about it, try stocks or something.

"Choose your destiny...
God this is a shitty job. I just sit here and move my mouth all day, while that laughing skull is everywhere! It's not fair!"

Where Do I Get These Games?
Including who to avoid, and the Funcoland Conversation that'll have you reaching  for your gun!

What Games Do I Get?
Including which games are rare, and problems for you to look out for. Not to mention the rarity lists.

More Funcoland Fun

Read more of my conversations with Funcoland employees. They're so strange they have to be true... don't they?

The Nintendo Game Packs

Nintendo's own trading cards from 1989. Come in and read about these hidden treaures which are definatly a Nintendo collectible.

Unliscenced Games

What's an Unliscenced Game? What so special about them? And why oh why are they so bloody hard to find?


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